"The Canine Mind Makes Fools of Us All."
How Dogs Can Fool Even Our Smartest Scientists.
Originally published in slightly different form on August 12, 2009 at PsychologyToday.com.
In an earlier post—“From Pavlov to Pauli...“—I wrote that, scientifically speaking, all canine behavior can and should be explained from an emotional/energetic point of view rather than a mental framework. I even kind of bragged, perhaps foolishly, that I could do just that.
In my most recent article—“Smart Pooches or Dumb Science?“—I critiqued a recent spate of online articles and TV news blurbs in which psychologist Stanley Coren quite wrongly states that dogs are better at math than 2-year-olds.
Here’s CNN’s version of one “study” supposedly proving that dogs can count and perhaps even do arithmetic: “Counting ability is tested in drills [where] treats are dropped, one at a time, behind a screen. When the researcher either sneaks away one of the treats or stealthily adds an extra before raising the screen, the dog will wait longer—appearing to puzzle over the bad math—before eating.”
In response I gave some of the scientific evidence for the idea that all animals, not just dogs, have an innate number sense, which enables them to know when the general amount of salient things in their environment has changed: robins and their eggs, for example, or dogs and their treats or toys. (This “number sense “can also be found in 4-and-a-half-month-old babies.)
However, I think the concept of animals or even babies having a “number” sense is inaccurate because understanding numbers—1, 2, 3, 10, 3/5ths, pi—is language dependent. Without the use of words, animals and babies can’t put names to abstract numeric concepts, or even to concrete objects like eggs or toys. It seems to me that the thing they’re actually aware of is the changes that take place in their environment: the absence or presence of things that were or weren’t there before. And I think they calibrate these changes viscerally, via the changes in own their internal energy states.
In my “Pavlov to Pauli” article I suggested that I could probably explain any and all behavioral phenomenon in dogs from just such an energetic standpoint.
Imagine you’re at a party. Your mind is full of thoughts: “God, those cheese thingies were good, I wonder if they have any more,” or, “Hey, Shelia looks good in that,” or, “I hope the kids aren’t terrorizing the babysitter,” and possibly, “Uh-oh, there’s that awful bore, what’s-his-name? I hope he doesn’t try to harangue me again with his theories about how dogs are smarter than toddlers.”
These are all thoughts. But beneath these thoughts your body is busy accommodating its inner “radar” to the underlying press of stimuli around you: the buzz of conversation, the brief bursts of laughter, the tempo and level of the music, the clinking of ice in glasses, and the almost constant sense of kinetic energy, people shifting between groups of 2 or 3, etc. You’re not thinking much, if anything, about all this, but your body’s internal radar is. It’s constantly calibrating and recalibrating itself to accommodate these fluctuations in energy. (Since a stimulus is, by definition, anything that increases the energy in an organism, that’s exactly what your body is responding to: fluctuations in energy.)
At some point you ask the hostess if you can use her bathroom. She nods, points the way, you go down the hall, start the water running in the sink, etc. And, while you’re thus engaged, a large chunk of people decide to go to another venue: perhaps they go out back to see the pool, perhaps they all have theater tickets. It doesn’t matter. Approximately half the people, let’s say, are suddenly gone, disappeared.
When you come out of the bathroom you go into a mild state of shock. Your first thought is, “Wow, where did everybody go?” though you don’t really care where they went, you just want to know how they all disappeared so quickly. And the reason you’re shocked is that your mind has to re-calibrate itself viscerally to this sudden change in the environment, this huge shift in energy. (This is not a mental process, by the way; the mind rarely concerns itself with fluctuations in energy, but the body is always doing so.)
Okay, now back to dogs.
Remember, the researchers showed the dogs in their study a certain number of treats then dropped the treats behind a screen, added or subtracted some, then revealed the new “amount” to the dogs.
Dr. Coren interprets all this as follows: “Now we’re giving [the dog] the wrong equation which is 1+1 = 1, or 1+1 = 3. Sure enough, studies show the dogs get it. The dog acts surprised and stares at it for a longer period of time, just like a human kid would.”
The dogs “get it?” Right. Except that from the dog’s point of view this is more like three-card monte or a magic trick done by an annoying relative—pulling a quarter from a kid’s ear or doing the “where’d my thumb go?” trick—than actual arithmetic.
Put yourself in the dogs’ shoes. You’re in place where there’s food and people, sort of like a party. Humans are showing you some treats, so you pay attention. Those treats are magnetic to you. They’re buzzing with all kinds of potential energy. As far as your body is concerned, they’re the most salient feature of your environment. Then these humans do a magic trick where the treats are hidden temporarily, then they reappear, except one of the treats is suddenly no longer there or another one is suddenly, inexplicably present. And like the party goer coming out of the bathroom, you go into a mild state of shock: you have a look of “surprise” on your “face.” But it’s not because you’ve done any mental arithmetic. It’s because your body’s awareness of its surroundings is forced to make a sudden adjustment.
Stanley Coren has had a long and distinguished academic career. His research on sensory perception is top notch. His paper “Sensation and Perception” is required reading at university levels. He’s a bestselling author, and has also written some very interesting articles on dogs here at Psychology Today. He can’t really believe this stuff about dogs being as smart as toddlers, can he? If he does, I guess it’s true that when it comes to dogs, even the smartest people can be very easily fooled. That says less about Stanley Coren, though, than it does about what truly amazing animals dogs are.
They can fool even the best of us without even trying.
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